“The Law of Volunteering” – If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
“The Law of Avoiding Oversell” – When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.
“The Law of Common Sense” – Never accept a drink from a urologist.
“The Law of Reality” – Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
“The Law of Self Sacrifice” – When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
“The Law of Motivation” – Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
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Thank you for that “Common Sense” advice – I prefer my beer fresh from the bottle, not warm-filtered through a kidney. 😉
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Best to get brew from the bar, not the doc’s office.
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Somehow you appear to be lawful and lawless at the same time. You are an amazing man, you know that? 😉
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It’s a delicate balance and amazing is just my normal state.
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These are wonderful! Thanks for the chuckle.
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A little laughter helps everything.
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The last three cracked me up the most. Thanks for that, Andrew.
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You’re welcome – I aim to make people at least smile.
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LOL…I think these should be incorporated into our constitution!!
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I’ll get the paper work started on that.
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LOL! 😂
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🙂
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The Law of Avoiding Oversell is my favorite. I will be quoting that one for sure.
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Please reuse it – it’s a good one.
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Plagiarism: both faster and the most sincere form of flattery!
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Words to live by.
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Love these laws!! Words to live by, eh?!
Keep smiling, Andrew!
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I’m smiling everyday – they just can’t see because of my mask.
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I see your points, Andrew. That tiger one–pretty important.
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Always know where the tigers are.
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Like on NETFLIX ?
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Exactly …
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