Friday Wisdom – Andrew’s Laws

“The Law of Volunteering” – If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
“The Law of Avoiding Oversell” – When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.
“The Law of Common Sense” – Never accept a drink from a urologist.
“The Law of Reality” – Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
“The Law of Self Sacrifice” – When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
“The Law of Motivation” – Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.

 

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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22 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Andrew’s Laws

  1. Thank you for that “Common Sense” advice – I prefer my beer fresh from the bottle, not warm-filtered through a kidney. 😉

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  2. Christi says:

    Somehow you appear to be lawful and lawless at the same time. You are an amazing man, you know that? 😉

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  3. skidawayjeff says:

    These are wonderful! Thanks for the chuckle.

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  4. The last three cracked me up the most. Thanks for that, Andrew.

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  5. George says:

    LOL…I think these should be incorporated into our constitution!!

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  6. The Law of Avoiding Oversell is my favorite. I will be quoting that one for sure.

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  7. Terry says:

    Plagiarism: both faster and the most sincere form of flattery!

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  8. GP Cox says:

    Love these laws!! Words to live by, eh?!

    Keep smiling, Andrew!

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  9. I see your points, Andrew. That tiger one–pretty important.

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