Most people are shocked when they find out that I’m a really bad electrician.
I’m great at multitasking – I can gossip, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at the same time.
When I was young I thought it would be nice to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
I just got fired from the calendar factory – I took a day off.
A friend of mine just started selling flowers. He said business is blooming.
Just saw a job ad for someone to clean mirrors – I could see myself doing that job.