Friday Wisdom – Work

Most people are shocked when they find out that I’m a really bad electrician.

I’m great at multitasking – I can gossip, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at the same time.

When I was young I thought it would be nice to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I just got fired from the calendar factory – I took a day off.

A friend of mine just started selling flowers.Β  He said business is blooming.

Just saw a job ad for someone to clean mirrors – I could see myself doing that job.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I work in the high tech world doing software release engineering Then I got prostate cancer Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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23 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Work

  1. Bahahaha!!! I wasn’t sure where you were going with these until I read the second one. Then I went back and laughed over “shocked”!

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  2. Christi says:

    I love the personal touch you put into these. Makes you seem like a lovable, goofy type. πŸ˜‰

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  3. Last one wins for me.

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  4. Friday funnies. Nice.

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  5. dorannrule says:

    I wonder if you really say hilarious stuff like that! LOL… maybe you should have been a comedian?

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  6. Ray V. says:

    Do you make those up or find them somewhere?

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  7. I can always count on you for a good laugh!!

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  8. jfwknifton says:

    Excellent as always!!

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  9. Relax... says:

    There was no Groan option, so I had to Like this.
    πŸ˜‰

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  10. Haha, great post, Andrew.

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