Friday Wisdom – Homes

Posted on 06/26/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

My Grandmother once went to live in Egypt on a house boat to get away from it all.  She was living in denial.

I once bought a two story house – one story before and another story after I bought it.

What animal can jump higher than a house? Any. Houses can’t jump.

A friend will help you move.  A real friend will help you move a body.

I’m considering moving to Moscow, but I won’t be Russian into it.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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18 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Homes

  1. Mama's Empty Nest says:
    06/30/2020 at 7:08 am

    Okay, you’re the resident jokester in my book, but I couldn’t resist giving you one back: How much room do fungi need? As mushroom as they want. Ba-DA-dum.

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  2. George says:
    06/29/2020 at 12:08 pm

    You out did yourself with these..:)

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  3. Diane Henders says:
    06/27/2020 at 8:58 pm

    About that house in Moscow: Better hire somebody to Czech into it first.

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  4. ParentingIsFunny says:
    06/27/2020 at 1:26 pm

    The one about moving a body–definitely. 🙂 Haha, but all good, as always, Andrew. 🙂

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  5. Baydreamer says:
    06/27/2020 at 10:07 am

    Ahh, thanks for the smiles!

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  6. mitchteemley says:
    06/26/2020 at 2:44 pm

    Have a groany weekend, Andrew!

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  8. Jacqui Murray says:
    06/26/2020 at 8:11 am

    I see what COVID and working at home is doing to you, Andrew. Very nice.

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