Jogging: An extreme activity where people run on purpose.
A lettuce and a tomato where in a race and the lettuce was a head while the tomato was try to ketchup.
When you run in front of a car you get tired, but when you run behind you get exhausted.
Why do dogs run in circles? Because it’s really hard to run in squares …
My brother was told to run three miles a day for his health.Ā He started six months ago – we have no idea where he is.
If twenty monkeys run after one banana, what time is it? Twenty after one.
Always love these, Andrew. š
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LOL! Remind me to run *beside* the car… š
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Always a good plan.
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OMG, the brother joke… That’s too funny! š
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Well done, Andrew.
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This must be read in small doses. With lots of giggling in between.
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