Friday Wisdom – Jogging

Jogging: An extreme activity where people run on purpose.

A lettuce and a tomato where in a race and the lettuce was a head while the tomato was try to ketchup.

When you run in front of a car you get tired, but when you run behind you get exhausted.

Why do dogs run in circles? Because it’s really hard to run in squares …

My brother was told to run three miles a day for his health.  He started six months ago – we have no idea where he is.

If twenty monkeys run after one banana, what time is it? Twenty after one.

 

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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10 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Jogging

  1. Always love these, Andrew. 🙂

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  2. LOL! Remind me to run *beside* the car… 😉

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  3. Christi says:

    OMG, the brother joke… That’s too funny! 😀

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  4. This must be read in small doses. With lots of giggling in between.

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