Jogging: An extreme activity where people run on purpose.
A lettuce and a tomato where in a race and the lettuce was a head while the tomato was try to ketchup.
When you run in front of a car you get tired, but when you run behind you get exhausted.
Why do dogs run in circles? Because it’s really hard to run in squares …
My brother was told to run three miles a day for his health. He started six months ago – we have no idea where he is.
If twenty monkeys run after one banana, what time is it? Twenty after one.