Some advice for your next camping trip:
First note that starting January 1, 2014 you actually have to enlist in the Swiss Army to get a Swiss Army Knife.
Reminder: A two-man pup tent does not include two men or a pup.
A tuba placed on your picnic table with ensure that campsites on either side of you will remain vacant.
The best camping equipment is named after national parks or mountain ranges. Avoid products named after landfills.
You’ll never be lost if you remember that moss grows on the north side of your compass.
Bear bells provide extra safety for hikers in bear country. The trick is getting them on the bears.
You can compress the diameter of a rolled up sleeping bag by running over with a car.
When smoking a fish – never inhale.
A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep your feet warm. A hot enchilada works almost as well, but the cheese sticks between your toes.
A final word from me: I’ve been doing these Friday Wisdom posts for years. I’ve changed the format a little from when I started and had a lot of material to draw from. Honestly, I’m getting to the point where I can’t tell if I’ve used a line or joke here anymore and oddly enough am starting to run out of ideas for this for this weekly feature.
If you have a suggestion on subjects for this feature, let me know in the comments and I’ll see what I can do.