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Friday Wisdom: Theory and Practice

Theory is when you know something, but it doesn’t work. Practice is when something works, but you don’t know why. Programmers combine theory and practice: “nothing works and they don’t know why.” More wisdom next week, Andrew

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Andrew’s Chemistry Lesson

Water:¬†Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.  

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Andrew’s Dictionary – Diplomat

Diplomat: someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way.  

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Friday Wisdom – God Will Save Me

Today I present one of my father’s theological teaching stories: There was a man who lived near a river.¬† He was a very pious man and believed deeply in God. One day the rains came and river started to rise … Continue reading

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