A librarian slipped and fell at the library. The paramedics said she walked into the non-friction section.
I found a great book on anti-gravity – it’s impossible to put down.
Don’t spell part backwards – it’s a trap.
iPads are nothing – Moses got the first table that could connect to the cloud.
I went to the library to find a book on fixing automatic transmissions, but they only had manuals.
My friend lost his thesaurus. He’s at a loss for words.
I found the perfect book about cooking with herbs. It’s about thyme.
I asked the reference librarian if they had any books on wall paneling. He said “No, all our books are on shelves.”
Found a great book store yesterday. They had a sale – one third off all titles. I got a copy of, “The Witch, The Lion.”