Friday Wisdom – Plumbers

You never see a plumber bite his nails.

Plumbers are always tired because their job is draining.

When I was young I thought about becoming a plumber.  Turns out it just a pipe dream.

I was going to replace the faucet myself, but decided I couldn’t handle it.

The plumber was able to retire early – he was flushed with success.

Why was the plumber depressed? His career was going down the toilet.

What’s a plumbers favorite vegetable? Leeks.

How many plumbers does it take to change a light bulb? None – that’s a job for an electrician …


Editor’s note: I do my best to write (or steal) the best jokes I can, but I never remember what topics I’ve covered or what jokes I’ve already told so it’s likely some of these have been repeated here before.  If you have a subject you’d like me to joke about leave it in the comments and I’ll see what I can do.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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13 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Plumbers

  1. Christi says:

    Another good round of jokes, Andrew.
    One suggestion: as winter approaches you should find new inspiration with your location, especially with regards to snow. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  2. LOL! Thanks for plumbing the depths to find these ones!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Baydreamer says:

    I’m happy to read these over and over for the smiles! They’re too funny!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. lifelessons says:

    Shouldn’t that be a carpenter biting his nails? The plumber looks a bit flushed…

    Liked by 2 people

  5. Ray V. says:

    A smart, funny guy who quilts….you would be the perfect neighbor

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  6. Judith says:

    Having worked in the construction business in the past, I’ve probably heard all of these at one time or another, so it was fun to read through the collection and remember all the good laughs! I think my favorite is probably the last one! Thanks for sharing these.

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