You never see a plumber bite his nails.
Plumbers are always tired because their job is draining.
When I was young I thought about becoming a plumber. Turns out it just a pipe dream.
I was going to replace the faucet myself, but decided I couldn’t handle it.
The plumber was able to retire early – he was flushed with success.
Why was the plumber depressed? His career was going down the toilet.
What’s a plumbers favorite vegetable? Leeks.
How many plumbers does it take to change a light bulb? None – that’s a job for an electrician …
Editor’s note: I do my best to write (or steal) the best jokes I can, but I never remember what topics I’ve covered or what jokes I’ve already told so it’s likely some of these have been repeated here before. If you have a subject you’d like me to joke about leave it in the comments and I’ll see what I can do.