You never see a plumber bite his nails.
Plumbers are always tired because their job is draining.
When I was young I thought about becoming a plumber. Turns out it just a pipe dream.
I was going to replace the faucet myself, but decided I couldn’t handle it.
The plumber was able to retire early – he was flushed with success.
Why was the plumber depressed? His career was going down the toilet.
What’s a plumbers favorite vegetable? Leeks.
How many plumbers does it take to change a light bulb? None – that’s a job for an electrician …
Editor’s note: I do my best to write (or steal) the best jokes I can, but I never remember what topics I’ve covered or what jokes I’ve already told so it’s likely some of these have been repeated here before. If you have a subject you’d like me to joke about leave it in the comments and I’ll see what I can do.
Pretty funny
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Another good round of jokes, Andrew.
One suggestion: as winter approaches you should find new inspiration with your location, especially with regards to snow. 🙂
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Yes, snow jokes. I just might find some. Also cold weather, snowmen … I’m on it.
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LOL! Thanks for plumbing the depths to find these ones!
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🙂
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I’m happy to read these over and over for the smiles! They’re too funny!
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Glad you like them!
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Shouldn’t that be a carpenter biting his nails? The plumber looks a bit flushed…
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🙂
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A smart, funny guy who quilts….you would be the perfect neighbor
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I am the perfect neighbor and there’s a house for sale just down the street – come on out … 😉
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Having worked in the construction business in the past, I’ve probably heard all of these at one time or another, so it was fun to read through the collection and remember all the good laughs! I think my favorite is probably the last one! Thanks for sharing these.
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Glad you enjoyed these!
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