They kicked me off the water polo team – my horse couldn’t swim.
Turns out I’m a slow swimmer – I can only do the crawl.
My friend was doing the backstroke in the pool. I asked him why and he said, “I just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach.”
Elephants can go swimming anytime because they always have their trunks with them.
I read a book about swimming pools. I was okay, started out a bit shallow, but it did have a deep end.
They ask me for a small donation to for community pool. I gave them a gallon of water.
Did you know that hippos can swim and run faster than humans? Yup, they only way to beat them in a triathlon is on cycling part.
If I were stuck on a desert island the one record I like to have is for long distance swimming.
Why did the scientist jump in the pool? She wanted to test the water.