Sorry about this, but you know, Easter …
What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? Nice gnawing you.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop.
Two bunnies got married and lived hoppily ever after.
Why does the Easter Bunny’s fur look so good? He uses Hare spary.
What happens when you tickle an egg? It cracks up.
What day do Easter Eggs hate? Fry-days
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Therefore, your chocolate Easter Egg is a salad. Enjoy!
Thanks to autocorrect on my smart phone, the grandkids just received a text telling them to expect the Easter Rabbi this Sunday …