Friday Wisdom – The Easter Bunny

Posted on 04/02/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

Sorry about this, but you know, Easter …

What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? Nice gnawing you.

What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop.

Two bunnies got married and lived hoppily ever after.

Why does the Easter Bunny’s fur look so good? He uses Hare spary.

What happens when you tickle an egg? It cracks up.

What day do Easter Eggs hate? Fry-days

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Therefore, your chocolate Easter Egg is a salad. Enjoy!

Thanks to autocorrect on my smart phone, the grandkids just received a text telling them to expect the Easter Rabbi this Sunday …

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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21 Responses to Friday Wisdom – The Easter Bunny

  1. ParentingIsFunny says:
    04/10/2021 at 9:39 am

    I read these out loud. Hubby laughed most at the last one. 🙂

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  2. Mama's Empty Nest says:
    04/05/2021 at 12:07 pm

    So since we splurged at our house with a chocolate raspberry candy egg that counts as a salad with raspberry vinaigrette dressing, right??? 😉

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  3. Baydreamer says:
    04/03/2021 at 5:58 pm

    Thanks for the smiles, Andrew, and Happy Easter! 😀🐣

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  4. Debra says:
    04/02/2021 at 8:00 pm

    Oh that auto-correct! My nemesis, for sure! 🙂

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  5. Bette A. Stevens says:
    04/02/2021 at 4:58 pm

    Happy Easter, Andrew! 🐰

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  6. Diane Henders says:
    04/02/2021 at 3:34 pm

    Happy Easter! Thanks for the laughs. 🙂

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  7. Jacqui Murray says:
    04/02/2021 at 12:07 pm

    Hooh boy. Too much time on your hands, Andrew!

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  8. Christi says:
    04/02/2021 at 11:49 am

    As I’m enjoying my salad, I’m thinking of this Easter Rabbi. He must be a fascinating individual!

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  9. robertawrites235681907 says:
    04/02/2021 at 9:33 am

    These are very good, Andrew.

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