Friday Wisdom – Mechanics

A robot mechanic is never lonely – they’re always making new friends.

Stopped by the local car repair shop and all the mechanics were drinking coffee – I think they were on a brake.

I told the repair shop that my car was making this strange humming noise. They said it’s likely because my car didn’t know the words.

Does a mechanic need a current license to work on an electric car?

I thought of becoming an elevator mechanic, but I’ve been told the job has serious ups and downs.

I dreamed that I was a mechanic fixing wreaked cars – it was an auto body experience.

To make a mechanical frog, you can’t use bolts. You have to use rivets.

A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender yells, “Don’t start anything.”

Never trust a car repair man who rides a bicycle to work.

The mechanic just finished install a new tail pipe. He was exhausted.

We couldn’t fix your brakes, so we made you horn louder.

Is it true that Honda mechanics have to take Civics lessons?

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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23 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Mechanics

  1. Too many good ones to choose a favorite.

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  2. “Don’t start anything”! Bahahaha!!! They’re all good, but that one really tickled my funnybone.

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  3. Baydreamer says:

    I have to agree with Donna, and maybe more than 3 groans. πŸ™‚ But these are always great and the chuckles are welcomed. Have a good weekend!

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  4. A three-groan post. Well done!

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  5. jfwknifton says:

    I’ve started waiting a day or so to get in the right mood. I think that these are among your very best so far.

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  6. Franknbean says:

    These are ALL my new favorites.

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  7. Dave says:

    “Rivet, Rivet” – LOL

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  8. The louder horn solution– love that one!

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  9. GP says:

    I’ve been meaning to ask, do you still make those elaborate wooden crosses? I think the last time I saw one here was about 5-6 years ago. They were magnificent!

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  10. I like the ‘auto body experience’ the best. πŸ™‚
    Happy Friday. Thanks for the smiles as always.

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