A robot mechanic is never lonely – they’re always making new friends.
Stopped by the local car repair shop and all the mechanics were drinking coffee – I think they were on a brake.
I told the repair shop that my car was making this strange humming noise. They said it’s likely because my car didn’t know the words.
Does a mechanic need a current license to work on an electric car?
I thought of becoming an elevator mechanic, but I’ve been told the job has serious ups and downs.
I dreamed that I was a mechanic fixing wreaked cars – it was an auto body experience.
To make a mechanical frog, you can’t use bolts. You have to use rivets.
A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender yells, “Don’t start anything.”
Never trust a car repair man who rides a bicycle to work.
The mechanic just finished install a new tail pipe. He was exhausted.
We couldn’t fix your brakes, so we made you horn louder.
Is it true that Honda mechanics have to take Civics lessons?