Friday Wisdom – Birds

What kind of a university would a bird choose to go to? A polytechnic.

Did you hear that the parrot escaped? Yeah, it’s a polygon.

My bird was sick so I took it to the vet for a tweetment.

What do you call a bird who’s written its first book? A fledgling author.

My house was robbed while I was taking a bath. The Police think it was a robber ducky.

My friend just called and said he had the bird flu. Yup, another victim of fowl plague.

A crowbar – a place where birds stop for a drink.

Do birds really know where they’re going for the winter? Or do they just wing it?

Which bird can lift the most weight? The crane

The sight of a bald eagle in the wild has thrilled men for generations. However, the sight of a wild bald man has done nothing for the eagle.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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16 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Birds

  1. I didn’t get the first one until I read the second. Still all good stuff, Andrew.

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  2. The ‘wild bald man’ made me laugh out loud. I’m not so sure that it does nothing for the eagle, though – I’ve always thought that birds view humans as amusing moving targets. It seems to me that a bald man offers an ideal bird-bullseye. 😉

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  3. Dave says:

    “Wing it!” I’ll remember that one, LOL.

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  4. Those just made my laugh-o-meter all a twitter. 😉

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  5. jfwknifton says:

    LIke the crane one best, but any pun based on “polly” is OK by me!

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  6. Baydreamer says:

    Love this wisdom and that last one was a hoot! 🙂

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  7. Happy Spring, Andrew! Have a great weekend… 🙂

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  8. Your Friday Wisdom posts are awesome. 🙂

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