What kind of a university would a bird choose to go to? A polytechnic.
Did you hear that the parrot escaped? Yeah, it’s a polygon.
My bird was sick so I took it to the vet for a tweetment.
What do you call a bird who’s written its first book? A fledgling author.
My house was robbed while I was taking a bath. The Police think it was a robber ducky.
My friend just called and said he had the bird flu. Yup, another victim of fowl plague.
A crowbar – a place where birds stop for a drink.
Do birds really know where they’re going for the winter? Or do they just wing it?
Which bird can lift the most weight? The crane
The sight of a bald eagle in the wild has thrilled men for generations. However, the sight of a wild bald man has done nothing for the eagle.