Some thoughts that won’t fall flat …
I knew a guy who belonged to a band called the Hinges. They were a support band for the Doors.
A friend started a band call, “Sold-Out.” They had a great poster and ad campaign. Sadly, no one ever came to their shows.
I heard music in the kitchen. The radio was off so I was confused. Turns out it was the Chopin board.
The string quartet couldn’t find the composer – turns out he was Haydn.
How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb? We don’t know – no one ever looks at the director.
There are so many composers – I could make a Liszt.
Making a bandstand is easy – just take away their chairs.
My friends were thinking of starting a cover band. They’re going to call it, “Duvet.”
I was in one of those used record stores and I asked, “Do you have anything by the Doors.” The guy at the register said, “Just the shopping baskets and a couple of posters.”
I was watching a live concert of the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra when suddenly the guy playing the triangle disappeared.