Friday Wisdom – Cats

“Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.” Ray V. at https://mitigatingchaos.wordpress.com/

Cat: A small furry animal that’s always on the wrong side of a door.

Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

There’s only one thing smarter than a talking cat – a spelling bee.

Two of my cats got into a fight, but it’s okay, they hissed and made up.

My cat wanted to join the police department. He wanted a career in claw enforcement.

What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws, and the other has the clause before the pause.

I went the zoo and spotted a lion. He looks like a leopard now.

I do lion impressions at parties. It’s always a roaring success.

If computers run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? … their paws …

I went the library and asked for a book on Pavlov’s dogs and Schrodinger’s cat. The reference librarian said, “That rings a bell, but I don’t know if it’s there or not.”

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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16 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Cats

  1. How did I miss the cat puns post?! (Because I’m that far behind.) I like the last one the best because it’s nerdy. πŸ™‚

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  2. Hahaha!!! My favourites were ‘cheetahs’, and Pavlov/Schrodinger. Thanks for the giggles!

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  3. I hope you have a good weekend. πŸ™‚ Love the kitty thoughts!

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  4. jfwknifton says:

    What a lovely joke about your lion impressions at parties. Thank you so much for making me laugh every Saturday morning.

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  5. Debra says:

    You certainly know your cats, Andrew!

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  6. slpsharon says:

    Oh Andrew, those are the cat’s meow!

    Like

  7. Pied Type says:

    As a lifelong cat possession, I really enjoyed this!

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  8. Dave says:

    “Difference between a cat and a comma?” “Spotted a lion?” Those two made my Friday. Thanks again, Andrew!

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