“Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.” Ray V. at https://mitigatingchaos.wordpress.com/
Cat: A small furry animal that’s always on the wrong side of a door.
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
There’s only one thing smarter than a talking cat – a spelling bee.
Two of my cats got into a fight, but it’s okay, they hissed and made up.
My cat wanted to join the police department. He wanted a career in claw enforcement.
What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws, and the other has the clause before the pause.
I went the zoo and spotted a lion. He looks like a leopard now.
I do lion impressions at parties. It’s always a roaring success.
If computers run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? … their paws …
I went the library and asked for a book on Pavlov’s dogs and Schrodinger’s cat. The reference librarian said, “That rings a bell, but I don’t know if it’s there or not.”