“Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.” Ray V. at https://mitigatingchaos.wordpress.com/
Cat: A small furry animal that’s always on the wrong side of a door.
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
There’s only one thing smarter than a talking cat – a spelling bee.
Two of my cats got into a fight, but it’s okay, they hissed and made up.
My cat wanted to join the police department. He wanted a career in claw enforcement.
What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws, and the other has the clause before the pause.
I went the zoo and spotted a lion. He looks like a leopard now.
I do lion impressions at parties. It’s always a roaring success.
If computers run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? … their paws …
I went the library and asked for a book on Pavlov’s dogs and Schrodinger’s cat. The reference librarian said, “That rings a bell, but I don’t know if it’s there or not.”
Andrew's View of the Week 
How did I miss the cat puns post?! (Because I’m that far behind.) I like the last one the best because it’s nerdy. 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
I thought cat puns would get you here faster … 😉
LikeLiked by 1 person
My internet cat radar must’ve gone haywire. I should get that checked out.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hahaha!!! My favourites were ‘cheetahs’, and Pavlov/Schrodinger. Thanks for the giggles!
LikeLiked by 1 person
🙂
LikeLike
I hope you have a good weekend. 🙂 Love the kitty thoughts!
LikeLiked by 1 person
🙂
LikeLike
What a lovely joke about your lion impressions at parties. Thank you so much for making me laugh every Saturday morning.
LikeLiked by 1 person
🙂
LikeLike
You certainly know your cats, Andrew!
LikeLiked by 1 person
🙂
LikeLike
Oh Andrew, those are the cat’s meow!
LikeLike
As a lifelong cat possession, I really enjoyed this!
LikeLiked by 1 person
🙂
LikeLike
“Difference between a cat and a comma?” “Spotted a lion?” Those two made my Friday. Thanks again, Andrew!
LikeLiked by 1 person
🙂
LikeLike