Just so you have some responses to the question how hot is it?
It’s so hot that:
chickens are laying hard boil eggs
the cows are giving evaporated milk
you leave tire tracks in the asphalt
you need potholders to touch the car steering wheel
water from the hot and cold taps are the same temperature
the corn in my veggie garden is popping
you can’t make a chili dog
I saw a fire hydrant chasing a pack of dogs
A few bonus thoughts:
What do you call ice cream on a 115 degree day? Cream
I was walking by a farm yard on a very hot day when I heard a pig say, “I’m bacon.”
Where did the storm troupers go to cool off: The Darth Mall
Just went to check on my air conditioner and it said, “I’m your biggest fan!”
Andrew's View of the Week 
So cute. 🙂
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your hot humor is hilarious! keep it coming, friend!
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Every Friday, I post funny stuff.
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Too hot for me! I wilt at 85°! My sister and brother-in-law in Arizona are living in an easy bake oven like you are with temps up to 125°. Don’t know how you all stand it….I know, I know, it’s a “dry” heat. 😉
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It’s dry,but still hot.
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I feel for you – hope your A/C stays strong!
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It’s doing well so far!
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Hot, hot, hot. Hope the A/C doesn’t blow a gasket or something. 102 here (Denver) yesterday, so I feel your pain.
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Me too. I did have them serviced this year so I hoping it says running.
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Made me laugh 🙂 Thank you for fighting Heat with Humor. Great writing as usual.
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Try to stay cool…
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I’ve turned up the AC, I’m so cool … 😉
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Aww – I am so sorry you are suffering from the heat. I used to live in the Chicago area and we had many hot summer days (before air-conditioning was the norm) and spent them in the pool. The nights were killers though. I never could deal with that well.
I now live in Nova Scotia and when I first arrived here, I couldn’t understand why hardly anyone had air conditioning. I figured out soon that even though we get warmer weather in the days, the nights are (mostly) nice and cool. There are only a few sticky nights per year, and I can handle that fine.
I don’t envy you, my friend. Stay cool and safe. Happy Weekend.
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I do live in the desert, so it’s kind of expected … 😉
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I hear it is a “dry heat”. 🙂
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It is – 105 degrees here feels like 90 degrees in Chicago … 😉
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😂😂😂 Okay it must be so hot. Thanks.
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