Today we were over at the children’s center helping with the school supply distribution so here are a bunch of jokes that even kids would like:
How do oceans say hello to each other? They wave.
What does your brother say when you try to take his cheese? Nacho cheese.
What do Santa’s elves learn in school? the elf-abet.
A pirate’s favorite letter is Rrrrrr!
What did 0 say to 8? Cool belt.
What do you get when a cow jumps on a trampoline? A milk shake.
Did you know that pigs are great a karate? Yes, they do pork chops all the time.
Warning, don’t spell part backwards … it’s a trap.
I had this weird dream where I was eating a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone.
I was trying to write a pizza joke, but decided it was too cheesy.
It’s weird, but the more this towel dries, the wetter it gets.
I don’t understand, if we’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
I’ve been writing a song about tortillas; well, really, it’s more of a rap …