I’ve been thinking about buying a bicycle. Well, maybe an electric bicycle. Anyway, here’s some things I found out about bicycles:
When is a bicycle not a bicycle? When you turn it into a driveway.
What’s the hardest part of learning to ride a bicycle? The pavement.
I was trying to stand my bike up on the kickstand, but it kept falling over. It was just too tired.
Why did the barber win the bicycle race? He did a short cut.
Did you know bicycles like poetry – yup especially spoken-n-word.
I sent my bicycle to a psychiatrist. It was having cycle-logical problems.
I met a woman who made sculptures out of old bike parts. She was a true Cycleangelo.
The bank manager had to give up riding his bicycle. He was starting to lose his balance.
I was just offered a job at a bicycle manufacturing company. I’m going to be their Spokesperson.
My daughter’s dog kept chasing people on a bicycle. Finally she had to take away the dog’s bicycle.