Friday Wisdom – Bicycles

I’ve been thinking about buying a bicycle. Well, maybe an electric bicycle. Anyway, here’s some things I found out about bicycles:

When is a bicycle not a bicycle? When you turn it into a driveway.

What’s the hardest part of learning to ride a bicycle? The pavement.

I was trying to stand my bike up on the kickstand, but it kept falling over. It was just too tired.

Why did the barber win the bicycle race? He did a short cut.

Did you know bicycles like poetry – yup especially spoken-n-word.

I sent my bicycle to a psychiatrist. It was having cycle-logical problems.

I met a woman who made sculptures out of old bike parts. She was a true Cycleangelo.

The bank manager had to give up riding his bicycle. He was starting to lose his balance.

I was just offered a job at a bicycle manufacturing company. I’m going to be their Spokesperson.

My daughter’s dog kept chasing people on a bicycle. Finally she had to take away the dog’s bicycle.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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15 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Bicycles

  1. Spokesperson for the win!

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  2. Nancy Ruegg says:

    Great fun, Andrew! I’ll have to share a few of these with our eight-year old granddaughter. She loves plays on words!

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  3. Meg says:

    Remember when you ran around as a kid and everything was a breeze ? Uh-huh. And then eventually you would excitedly tell an adult
    “I can’t WAIT to be a grown-up !”. Yup. And then the adult just rolled their eyes towards heaven, patted you on the head and said
    “Just you wait… Enjoy being a kid as long as you can”. Well… You’re bicycle mishegoss is proof that the grown-up, long ago… Knew exactly what they were talking about😁

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  4. Ha! Good ones – thanks for the chuckles. 🙂

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  5. Just HOP on one! YOU get exercise. YOU help the planet. YOU get from A to B.

    Like

  6. Cycleangelo! Ha, that’s a good one!

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  7. davidprosser says:

    Blimey, they have the advantage of four legs without giving them a bicycle too.
    Hugs

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  8. Good afternoon this lovely Friday! I like the “Cyclengelo’ the best, I think! Have a good weekend. I hope it is cooling down a bit. 🙂

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