When golfing, always bring an extra pair of socks – just in case you get a hole in one.
My socks are so holy that I only wear them to church.
I decided to wear socks when I went on the rollercoaster just in case I got cold feet.
I had this great list of jokes on pairs of socks, but I lost one.
The best known footwear philosopher is Sockrates.
When taking clothes out of the drier, I always have to re-pair all my socks.
When you’re sad, put on socks – they’re sole warming.
I read that it takes three sheep to make a pair of socks. That’s really amazing, I didn’t know sheep could knit.
Just read that Santa Claus has made a big investment in the sock market.
Pla-toe was a lesser known Greek philosoher.
My sock has a hole in it – darn it.
The kids asked what it’s like to be a mother, so I woke them up at 4am to tell them my sock fell off.
He kept going on and on about what he should put in his new spare drawer. I told him to put a sock in it.