Well, I was going to tell a joke about carpentry, but I didn’t think it wood work.
I was trying to join two pieces of wood together. I had trouble at first but then I totally nailed it.
I took a bag of of shredding wood the bank and asked to open a shavings account.
If you boat is carrying wood, you’ll have to dock in the arbor.
Wood fired pizza. Well, where’s pizza going to work now?
The tree was stumped because it could get to the root of the problem.
I’ve always thought leaves are involved in risky business – they always go out on a limb.
A tree wanted to go into the pool, but couldn’t find its swimming trunks.
If trees produced a WIFI signal, they’d be planted everywhere, sadly they only make the oxygen breathe.
Have you heard the under construction joke? We’re still working on it.
Well, after so many puns, I think it’s time I branched off to another topic.