Friday Wisdom – Wood

Posted on 09/03/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

Well, I was going to tell a joke about carpentry, but I didn’t think it wood work.

I was trying to join two pieces of wood together. I had trouble at first but then I totally nailed it.

I took a bag of of shredding wood the bank and asked to open a shavings account.

If you boat is carrying wood, you’ll have to dock in the arbor.

Wood fired pizza. Well, where’s pizza going to work now?

The tree was stumped because it could get to the root of the problem.

I’ve always thought leaves are involved in risky business – they always go out on a limb.

A tree wanted to go into the pool, but couldn’t find its swimming trunks.

If trees produced a WIFI signal, they’d be planted everywhere, sadly they only make the oxygen breathe.

Have you heard the under construction joke? We’re still working on it.

Well, after so many puns, I think it’s time I branched off to another topic.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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17 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Wood

  1. ParentingIsFunny says:
    09/07/2021 at 11:28 am

    Nice work, Andrew. 🙂

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  2. Baydreamer says:
    09/05/2021 at 8:44 am

    You definitely nailed it with this wisdom!

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  3. Diane Henders says:
    09/04/2021 at 3:31 pm

    “Branched off” – aaargh! (I’m laughing, though.) 🙂

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  4. Mama's Empty Nest says:
    09/04/2021 at 7:58 am

    Perfect ending!! LOL

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  5. jfwknifton says:
    09/04/2021 at 12:26 am

    Your quip about trees and WIFI signals could be written on Mankind’s grave, and not be out of place!

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  6. Susan/PiedType says:
    09/03/2021 at 4:53 pm

    Obviously you’re still breathing. Good to know!

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  7. momshieb says:
    09/03/2021 at 4:35 pm

    Bam. Also….ouch…..

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  8. Jacqui Murray says:
    09/03/2021 at 3:14 pm

    I always feel cleverer after reading your Friday wisdom.

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  9. Sheila Landry Designs says:
    09/03/2021 at 2:47 pm

    Good day, Andrew. 🙂 I hope you are having clearer skies. Being a woodworker, I enjoyed the puns a lot. Have a great weekned.

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