Friday Wisdom – Road Trip

Heather and I took a short road trip the last couple of days. Here are a few things about travel:

I drove past a sign that said, “Rest Stop, 1 Mile,” and I thought, “Wow that’s a really big rest stop.”

I heard Satan recently took a road trip on Route 666.

A friend stopped by to show me his new Tesla, but it didn’t have that new car smell – it was more of an Elon Musk.

Why did the coffee call the police? It got mugged.

When ET got home his mother ask, “Where on earth have you been?”

Why are aliens visiting earth? Bad ratings – only one star.

You know whats worse than raining cats and dogs on a vacation? Hailing taxis.

Now that self-driving cars are about to arrive, it’s only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves him.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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16 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Road Trip

  1. Elon Musk– so clever!

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  2. “Elon Musk” – bahahaha!!! And I can hardly wait to hear the country song… πŸ™‚

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  3. Your posts are always good for a weekend smile. πŸ™‚ I like the country song one. LOL πŸ˜€ You are spot on!

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  4. Baydreamer says:

    That last one was too funny! πŸ™‚

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  5. Haha, thanks, Andrew.

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  6. So often, the best joke is the last one! Do you plan it that way?

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  7. jfwknifton says:

    Lovely, thank you for making me laugh!

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