Heather and I took a short road trip the last couple of days. Here are a few things about travel:
I drove past a sign that said, “Rest Stop, 1 Mile,” and I thought, “Wow that’s a really big rest stop.”
I heard Satan recently took a road trip on Route 666.
A friend stopped by to show me his new Tesla, but it didn’t have that new car smell – it was more of an Elon Musk.
Why did the coffee call the police? It got mugged.
When ET got home his mother ask, “Where on earth have you been?”
Why are aliens visiting earth? Bad ratings – only one star.
You know whats worse than raining cats and dogs on a vacation? Hailing taxis.
Now that self-driving cars are about to arrive, it’s only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves him.