Friday Wisdom – Flying

Yesterday we went out to the Reno Air Races so today here is some wisdom about flying:

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but two Wrights did build an airplane.

I got sick at the airport. My doctor said it was just a terminal illness.

A good landing is one you can walk away from. An excellent landing is when you can use the airplane again.

When flying, the only time you have too much fuel is when you’re on fire.

Be careful when flying into clouds as the silver lining might be an airplane flying directly at you.

Pilot math: Always keep the number of your takeoffs equal to the number of your landings.

I wrote this great flying joke, but I think it’s over most people heads.

You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice.

Will invisible planes every be a thing? I don’t think we’ll see them take off.

The propeller is just a giant fan to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actually see the pilot start sweating.

The smaller seats in airlines are now causing passengers to get jet leg.

I was going to buy an airplane, but they wouldn’t let me keep the hanger.

A friend of mine said he’s going to buy a plane, take the wings off and turn it into a restaurant. I don’t think it will take off.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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22 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Flying

  1. That silver lining one was certainly a new take … off. 😉

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  2. Still laughing! 😀

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  3. “Pilot math: Always keep the number of your takeoffs equal to the number of your landings.”–that works for lots of stuff in life.

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  4. Baydreamer says:

    Laughing out loud! Have a good weekend, Andrew!

    Like

  5. Nancy Ruegg says:

    Great fun–will have to share with our granddaughter, a joke connoisseur!

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  6. Hi, Andrew. Happy Weekend. 🙂 Always good for a smile or two (or three!) Thank you!

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  7. jfwknifton says:

    Those are your best jokes so far. Well done!

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  8. floridaborne says:

    Ooooo…those are some GRATE GROANERS. 😂

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  9. My husband is a retired air traffic controller, with pilot buddies. They’re gonna love this. My favorite is the propeller one.

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  10. davidprosser says:

    So my Friday Night ends with a big smile.
    Thanks Andrew
    Hugs

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