This week I’ve been painting the outside of my shed so here you go:
I’ve been studying art history. This painter called ‘Renaissance’ is just amazing.
What do painters do when it gets cold? They put on another coat.
Did you hear about the angry painter? He was making a scene.
My painter friend’s wife just left him. Yes, he got the brush off.
Called a painter to paint my house. When he answered the phone the first thing he said was, “yellow.”
I’ going to write a book on house painting. It’s going to be a primer for painting.
Why don’t you see painters wearing a sweater? Because they’ve already put on two coats.
My cats have taken up painting as a hobby. Mostly they just do paw-traits.
I entered the paint catapult contest – won with flying colors.
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
I painted half of my face like a clown and went for a drive. Don’t think anyone saw the funny side.
Just before going to bed, the painter drew curtains.