This week I had some cabinets delivered for my workshop so here’s a few cabinet thoughts:
Early in my career I had a job selling file cabinets, labels makers, file folders and rolodexes to mafia offices – yeah, I was involved in organized crime.
Be very careful when opening up your medicine cabinet – you don’t want to wake the sleeping pills.
Did you hear about the man who died after his trophy cabinet fell on him? He was a victim of his own success.
Do you know why police departments have so many file cabinets? They’re for organized crime.
I found some fake noodles in a kitchen cupboard – it was an impasta.
My father used to say, “when one door closes, another will open.” Yes, he was terrible at making cabinets.
I will say that I had my doubts about buying a big metal cabinet with locking doors, but it proved to be a safe purchase.
I just saw a broken cabinet at the library looking for shelf-help books.
A buddy of mine use to install kitchen work surfaces, but he got arrested for counter fitting.
Did you hear that the PM meeting with the cabinet? Later he spoke to a bookcase and had an argument with a desk.
The CEO of IKEA was just elected president in Sweden – he said he’ll have his cabinet assembled by the end of the week.