Sunday is Halloween so I feel morally obligated to offer you these insights about things that go bump in the night (or stop by your house to get candy). Well, I hope it doesn’t rain on Halloween – that would dampen a lot of spirits.
Ghouls like demons because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
I’ve heard that ghosts like to go to bars for the Boos.
I heard that the headless horseman decided to go into business. He said he just wanted to get ahead …
The mummy wasn’t allowed to go to school with the witches because he couldn’t spell.
I was told that being kissed by a vampire is a pain in the neck.
Did you hear about the vampire who was having trouble with his house? It’s a grave problem.
Do you know why skeletons are so calm? Nothing gets under their skin.
Werewolves hate flea markets.
A skeleton walked into a restaurant and asked for an order of spare ribs.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest? Nobody.
The vampire got a bad case of heart burn after he had a stake sandwich.
They had to put a fence around the graveyard because everyone was dying to get in.
My son asked me to fix his broken Jack-o-lantern so first we got some pumpkin patch …
A witch just asked me to build her a garage. Well, really it was more of a broom closet.