Last night Heather and I went to see the traveling production of the musical Hamilton here in Reno. We loved it and this morning my thoughts are turning towards the theatre:
If all the world’s a stage – where is the audience sitting?
Just read about the set designer who got fired for not making anything. They said he didn’t make a scene …
Our local postal worker wants to become a comedian, but, I don’t know, his delivery is awful.
I acted in a play on a farm. It wasn’t good and we got mooed off stage.
I tried writing a script once but it just turned into a play on words.
My friend is opening a new shadow puppet theatre. The business plan says he’ll make a fortune – those are just the projected figures.
New paper reported a thief broke into the theatre and stole the spotlight.
I’ve been able to smuggle chocolate into movie theatres – I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.
We ended up leaving the play after the first act. The program said, “Act II – one year later” and we couldn’t wait that long …
I kept telling everyone that the Titanic would sink, but then they threw me out of the movie theatre.
Be nice to the lady selling pop corn – she’s made a lot of concessions.
Why do actors have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Is it me or do theater jokes always seem staged?
Andrew's View of the Week 
Good, especially the one about AC in the tent. Ah, the Air Force.
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Yup, those Air Force dudes …
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Ha! So many good chuckles here. 🙂
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‘… a few Twix up my sleeve…” – love that!
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I missed these, Andrew.
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There will be more this week.
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Well, you took “center stage” with this one! 😉
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I thought “mooed off stage” would be the funniest but the Titanic made me laugh out loud. Thanks for cheering me up every week.
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I do my best to keep the smiles coming.
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Your joke always brings smiles to my face! ☺️ Thank you for sharing!
Ouk-Yean Kim Jueng
On Fri, Nov 5, 2021, 11:07 AM Andrew’s View of the Week wrote:
> Andrew Reynolds posted: ” Last night Heather and I went to see the > traveling production of the musical Hamilton here in Reno. We loved it and > this morning my thoughts are turning towards the theatre: If all the > world’s a stage – where is the audience sitting? Just read abo” >
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glad you like them. 🙂
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Do you really make these up yourself?
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I edit and rewrite each of the lines after I steal them. I also spend some time with my friend google looking for these little gems. 😉
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What a fun way to start the weekend!
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I keep expecting a rimshot after reading each of these …
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I’ll have to see if I can add a rimshot to the website … 😉
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