Well, you likely guessed the wisdom subject of the week, yup Christmas. We’ve put up a lot of decorations and the family has heard most of my Christmas wisdom so now it’s your turn.
Santa’s elves are commonly known as subordinate clauses.
On the day before Christmas, Adam was heard saying, “Hey, it’s Christmas, Eve!”
I’ve got a great Christmas Lighting joke – this one will sleigh you …
Santa deposits the Elves wages in a Snow Bank.
I heard about a blind reindeer – I have no eye deer what to call it.
What’s red, white and blue? A sad candy cane
My grandson says he doesn’t believe in Santa – the kid’s a rebel without a Claus.
Christmas lights are like co-workers, half don’t work and the other half aren’t that bright.
I’m a little disappointed that my Christmas lights go out more often than I do.
It’s just possible that the Christmas lights are a filament of your imagination.
My neighborhood has a tallest Christmas tree competition. After seeing the all the entries I thought, “How am I going to top that?”
I read that reindeer put hornaments on their Christmas trees.
Did you hear about the person who stole Advent calendars? He was sentenced to 25 days.
The most common Christmas wine: “I don’t like Brussels spouts.”