This week I broke a tooth and am now scheduled to get a crown. Sadly, now a crown I can wear on my head – just one of those tiny ones they put on teeth that no one wants to look at. So that means I get to tell you everything I know about dentists …
I knew a dentist who didn’t like tea so we just called him Denis.
I read about the dentist of the year award. The winner got a little plaque.
My father always referred to the dentist’s office as the “Filling Station.”
Sad news about the Tooth Fairy. She had to go to counseling because she stopped believing in herself.
According to a recent study, most people call the dentist at tooth-hurty p.m.
I had to take my cellphone to the dentist. Well, it had bluetooth.
My dentist told me that I need to put my money where my mouth is.
At first I didn’t like my dentist when she said I needed a root canal, but during the procedure she made a good impression.
My dentist started his career in the Army. Yup, he was a drill sergeant.
They don’t call them x-rays any more – nope, they’re now know as tooth-pics.
I didn’t realize that my friend had a false tooth until it came out in conversation.
I have my dentist appointment for next week, but it’s okay – I know the drill.