Well, this week I mentioned I was building a bookcase, so here is everything I know about books:
I’m reading a great ScFi book on antigravity – I can’t put it down.
I was thinking of writing a book about sinkholes, but the project fell through.
My friend is writing a book about Mount Everest. He says it will be a cliffhanger.
I was clearing the books off my old bookcase when a book fell on my head – I only have my shelf to blame.
Did you know that most writers are cold – they’re surrounded by drafts.
The librarian told me he was going to retire next month. He said it was time to start a new chapter.
I was looking for books in the library when I slipped and fell down. Turns out I was in the non-friction section.
Burglars never break into libraries because they’re afraid of getting a long sentences.
I saw a pack of dogs running after the mobile library – guess they were chasing their tales.
Just found out that someone stole my thesaurus. I’m at a loss for words.
Math books are always sad – so many problems.
I asked the librarian if she had any books on how to fix automatic transmissions. She said that they only had manuals.
I’m working on a book on wind power – currently it’s in my drafts folder.
There was one third off sale at the book store – I got a copy of The Lion, The Witch
I never go anywhere without my atlas – I’d be lost with out it.