In honor of April 1:
Companies should launch new products on April first, that way if the product fails they can say, “April Fool!”
Thanksgiving vs April 1: One is thankful the other prankful.
Summer said to spring, “I’m going to fall!”
Everyone is exhausted on April 1 because they’ve just had a 31-day March.
The worst day to propose on is April First.
Eggs love April Fools’ Day. Yes, the love practical yokes.
What if April Fools’ Day is actually April 2 and we’ve all been fooled into thinking it’s the first.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice – and how would I know?
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. — Mark Twain
There are two types of April Fools’ Day pranks: the funny ones, and the ones played on you. — Melanie White.
It’s better to keep your mouth shut and be thought of as a fool rather than opening your mouth and removing all doubt.
The wise don’t need advice. Fools won’t take it. — Ben Franklin