Friday Wisdom – Easter Bunny

Well it’s that time of year for me to be dualistic. I’ll be attending Easter services at church and doing some meditating on the meaning of Jesus’ life, but I’ll also be eating a chocolate Easter Bunny and jelly beans so here’s the fun stuff:

The Easter Bunny is really smart – a true egghead.

What kind of rabbit can’t hop? A chocolate bunny.

I found the Easter egg hiding, turns out he was a little chicken.

What happens if you pout boiling water down a rabbit hole? You get a hot cross bunny.

You can send a letter to the Easter Bunny using hare mail.

Don’t tell jokes to an egg – it might crack up.

Did you know you could make Easter easier? Just put an ‘i’ where the ‘t’ is.

It’s not widely known, but the Easter Bunny travels in a hareplane.

The Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant is: IHOP

Did you hear the Easter Bunny got caught in a rain storm? It’s okay now, he just used a hare-drier.

Did you read that the Easter Bunny has decided to become a doctor? Yup, he enrolled at Johns Hopkins medical school.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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14 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Easter Bunny

  1. I hope you had a “HOPPY EASTER!” (Groan!) πŸ˜‰

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  2. Happy Easter, Andrew – enjoy those jelly beans! I got a good chuckle out of making Easter ‘easier’! πŸ™‚

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  3. Baydreamer says:

    These are fun! Hoppy Easter, Andrew! 🐰🐣😁

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  4. jfwknifton says:

    Yet another splendid selection of puns and jokes. Thanks for sharing them with us.
    Just as a matter of interest, does anybody know if they used to have rabbits and hares in Israel?

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  5. I’ll share these at my Easter dinner!

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  6. Great bunny fun! πŸ‡ Have a Hippity-hoppity & Happy Easter, Andrew!

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  7. Flojo says:

    The John Hopkins took me a minute. I’m not eggsactly that smart.
    I love this time of the year for jelly beans. I don’t notice them otherwise. Are they sold outside of Easter?

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