Well it’s that time of year for me to be dualistic. I’ll be attending Easter services at church and doing some meditating on the meaning of Jesus’ life, but I’ll also be eating a chocolate Easter Bunny and jelly beans so here’s the fun stuff:
The Easter Bunny is really smart – a true egghead.
What kind of rabbit can’t hop? A chocolate bunny.
I found the Easter egg hiding, turns out he was a little chicken.
What happens if you pout boiling water down a rabbit hole? You get a hot cross bunny.
You can send a letter to the Easter Bunny using hare mail.
Don’t tell jokes to an egg – it might crack up.
Did you know you could make Easter easier? Just put an ‘i’ where the ‘t’ is.
It’s not widely known, but the Easter Bunny travels in a hareplane.
The Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant is: IHOP
Did you hear the Easter Bunny got caught in a rain storm? It’s okay now, he just used a hare-drier.
Did you read that the Easter Bunny has decided to become a doctor? Yup, he enrolled at Johns Hopkins medical school.