Friday Wisdom – Cars

This week we took our cars into the dealership for it’s regular maintenance and to install a tow hitch on my car. No, I’m not going to pull a trailer. It’s so we can put a bike rack in it and take our bikes fun places. You know, bikes don’t like being locked in garages all the time.

Here is everything I know about car repairs:

My mechanic said that he couldn’t fix the brakes so he just made the horn louder.

I asked my mechanic if he had a book on how to repair automatic transmissions. He said he only had manuals.

I think my mechanic is very forgetful. I asked him to fix the starter in my car and then he asked what year is it …

Did you know there is a fish that can adjust your car? Yup, the TunerFish.

The charged a lot to fix the tail pipe on my car. The mechanic said that they charge a lot because the work is exhausting.

I was in this bar when a jumper cable walked in. The bar tender said, “Don’t start anything!”

Just saw a review for a new movie about a mechanic. It’s titled, “Lord of the Springs.”

The other day I had this weird feeling that I was fixing dents in cars – it was an auto body experience.

Shouldn’t you have a current license to work on an electric car?

I asked my mechanic why my car was making that strange humming noise. He said that was because the car didn’t know the words.

Did you know that cats and dogs can have cars? Yup, they’re made by the Fur-rari company.

I complained that the new tires cost too much. They told me that they were inflated.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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19 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Cars

  1. I always find myself lifted by your Friday posts. You make me smile. Thank you, Andrew.

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  2. LOL! That reminds me, now that our weather is finally warm(ish), we’ve been meaning to take our snow tires off and replace them with all-seasons. But we’ve been procrastinating because it’s such a tiresome job… πŸ˜‰

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  3. Good stuff, as always, and fun with the riding bikes about!

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  4. Oh my–the Fur-rari…. Really?

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  5. Franknbean says:

    Keep it up Andrew!!!

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  6. SusanR says:

    I shouldn’t encourage this kind of humor, but you always make me laugh. πŸ™‚

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  7. It must be Friday! Thanks, Andrew!

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  8. Happy Friday, Andrew. Thanks for the smiles.

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  9. Hilarious but you just reminded me that I was supposed to take our Jeep for an oil change last month. Oops. πŸ™„

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