Fridays is trash day in my neighborhood and I just was the garbage truck drive by so here’s everything I know about garbage:
Murphy’s law of cleanliness: It’s impossible to get one thing clean without getting something else dirty.
I applied for a job as a garbage truck driver. They said there is no training – you just pick it up as you drive along.
Name something that has six wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Our local trash company is testing a advertising slogan: “Our business stinks, but it’s picking up.”
I’ve been spending hours trying to write a joke about garbage, but everything I come up with is trash.
A grouping of small new garbage cans is know as a litter.
I got stopped by a park ranger who told me I couldn’t just throw trash on the ground, so I pointed to the sign and said, “but the sign here says, Fine for Littering.”
I heard a conversation between two garbage cans. It was all trash talk.
Just read about the new union contract for the garbage collectors – those people are filthy rich.
It just feels like buying garbage bags is throwing money away.
Most of the above jokes are recycled. Some are just garbage.
The garbage man waved and said hello to me this morning – he said he knows all the trash around here.
Did you see the YouTube video of a guy trying to make his garbage smell better by throwing herbs in it? Complete waste of thyme.
Yes, I applied to be a garbage man – I hear the industry is picking up.
and finally, always remember that just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can do great things. It’s called garbage can – not garbage cannot …
Andrew's View of the Week 
You ended on the best one. 🙂
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Well, my friend, you trash talk very well! 😉
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🙂 I do my best. 🙂
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Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!
How’s that for outing my age 🙂
Funny post!
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That’s good – and I got it right away. You just outed my age too. 😉
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The jokes were hilarious!!
In your first paragraph, it says, “Fridays is trash day in my neighborhood and I just was the garbage truck…” I suppose if people can identify as a cat, they can identify as a garbage truck.
I’m having too much fun with this!
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I used to identify as a table saw, but have decided to change … 😉
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LOL! You were the chair and had to table everything? 🙂
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I enjoyed the laughs! Have a good weekend! 🙂
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I made a lot of money as a trash hauler 🙂
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I liked the one about a complete waste of thyme most, although Murphy’s law of cleanliness is so true as I have found out by cleaning the kitchen floor.
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Love your humor!
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I LOVE “Murphy’s law of cleanliness”!
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Hey there Andrew,
“not garbage cannot …”
That was worth a shout out. Thanks…
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LOL! Waste of thyme! 🙂
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Hahaha!!! I particularly liked ‘a litter of garbage cans’ – thanks for the laughs!
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My favorite too! “Fine for Littering” is a close second. This topic feels like it would have an endless list of puns.
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You forgot “garbage in garbage out”.
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