Here in the US, yesterday was Thanksgiving and the official over eating day. Today is the official, “Why did I eat that much yesterday day.” So here is what I know about Thanksgiving:
What sport do pumpkins like? Squash.
Just read that they arrested a turkey. It was suspected of fowl play.
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside.
They wouldn’t let me take my turkey to church – they said it used fowl language.
I’ve been told to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I can’t just quite cold turkey.
And what is the turkey’s favorite month? Any one except November.
They let the turkey join the band as a drummer – well he had his own drumsticks.
Turkeys don’t eat dinner, because they’re always stuffed.
What key can’t open locks? A tur-key.
What did Luke Skywalker say on Thanksgiving? Let the forks be with you.
Turkey soup is very expensive because it’s 24 carrots.
The turkey’s political statement: Liberty, Equality and Bad Aim for all.