Friday Wisdom – Breakfast

This morning my wife and I went out for breakfast. This might surprise you, but there’s a lot to know about breakfast so here you go:

Bacon and eggs – a day’s work for a chicken, a life time commitment for the pig.

A bacon and egg sandwich walks into a bar and the bar tender yells, “Get out, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

Snowmen generally eat frosted flakes for breakfast.

I was going to tell you a joke about some toast and a jar of jam, but you might spread it around.

I once stayed at a haunted French B&B, it gave me the crepes.

Little known fact: penguins eat ice krispies for breakfast.

When learning to walk the tightrope, it extremely important to have a balanced breakfast.

Each morning Peter Pan eats pan-cakes for breakfast.

My wife asked if I could make her breakfast in bed. I said, “No, I’ll have to go to the kitchen.”

Everyday for breakfast my grandson has to have a large pile of toast. His doctor said he is lack-toast intolerant.

Look, if I bring you breakfast in bed, a simple “thank you” is all you need to say. You don’t need to yell, “How did you get into my house!?!” or call the police …

I don’t really like breakfast in bed, I’d prefer in a bowl or on a plate … just say’n.

Did you know that thesauruses have breakfast? Yeah, they eat synonym buns.

For breakfast Satan always has deviled eggs.

I was going to make pancakes for breakfast, but then I waffled.

I wanted to take a picture of my breakfast, but the toast was grainy.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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19 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Breakfast

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  2. “How did you get into my house!?!” That one’s my favorite. Shared these with the kids. Lots of laughs. 🙂

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  3. You just made my breakfast funny while I read this eating my day’s work for a chicken.

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  4. Dave says:

    “… important to have a balanced breakfast” was my favorite until “… but then I waffled” came along. I love breakfast. I also love breakfast puns!

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  5. jfwknifton says:

    All of them are good, but my favourite has to be the one about the apprentice tightrope walker, with synonym buns a very unexpected one. Thanks for cheering me up!

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  6. Hahaha!!! ‘A lifetime commitment for the pig’, indeed. I’m off to tell that one to Hubby now – he’s a bacon devotee. 🙂

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  7. Gotta love that grainy toast though. 🤣😂😆

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  8. Pancakes! It’s been so long!

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