This morning my wife and I went out for breakfast. This might surprise you, but there’s a lot to know about breakfast so here you go:
Bacon and eggs – a day’s work for a chicken, a life time commitment for the pig.
A bacon and egg sandwich walks into a bar and the bar tender yells, “Get out, we don’t serve breakfast here.”
Snowmen generally eat frosted flakes for breakfast.
I was going to tell you a joke about some toast and a jar of jam, but you might spread it around.
I once stayed at a haunted French B&B, it gave me the crepes.
Little known fact: penguins eat ice krispies for breakfast.
When learning to walk the tightrope, it extremely important to have a balanced breakfast.
Each morning Peter Pan eats pan-cakes for breakfast.
My wife asked if I could make her breakfast in bed. I said, “No, I’ll have to go to the kitchen.”
Everyday for breakfast my grandson has to have a large pile of toast. His doctor said he is lack-toast intolerant.
Look, if I bring you breakfast in bed, a simple “thank you” is all you need to say. You don’t need to yell, “How did you get into my house!?!” or call the police …
I don’t really like breakfast in bed, I’d prefer in a bowl or on a plate … just say’n.
Did you know that thesauruses have breakfast? Yeah, they eat synonym buns.
For breakfast Satan always has deviled eggs.
I was going to make pancakes for breakfast, but then I waffled.
I wanted to take a picture of my breakfast, but the toast was grainy.