The big event this week was taking Heather in for a little dental surgery. She’s getting an implant and this was the first visit in that process. I have two dental implants and just love them. I didn’t love the process you have to go through to get one, but once it’s done they’re great. That means that this week I tell you want I know about dentists.
What the best time to call a dentist’s office to schedule an appointment? Tooth hurty.
I know a dentist who doesn’t like tea so we call him Denis.
I just read that they announced the dentist of the year. They get a little plaque.
My dentist told me that before he was a dentist he was in the army. He was a drill sergeant.
What do you call a dental x-ray? A tooth pic.
Did you know that there was a dinosaur dentist? It’s called a Flossiraptor
Did you know that deer need braces? They have buck teeth.
I asked my dentist which teeth I should brush. She said, “Just the ones you want to keep.”
I found out that there is a bear with no teeth, it’s called a gummy bear.
What do you give a bear with a tooth ache? Anything it wants …
They said to put my money where my mouth is, so I got gold fillings.
I read about a snowman who went to see a dentist. He had a frostbite.
Did you read that the king went to a dentist? He needed a new crown.
Why did the cellphone go see a dentist? It had bluetooth.
How does a dentist fix a broken tooth? She uses tooth paste.
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Hahaha!!! These are all hilarious! I hope Heather is recovering well. The procedure sure doesn’t sound like much fun.
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I was enjoying all of these equally well, but then What do you give a bear with a tooth ache? Anything it wants β¦ Hehehe. π
(Sorry I’m so behind, Andrew. Trying to catch up now.)
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I hope all goes well. Dentists can be scary. π
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so far it’s going well.
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The joke with the Flossiraptor is very good, but I think the best one is “Which teeth I should brush?”. And the answer is βJust the ones you want to keep.β It’s really difficult to have a funny joke that also has a valuable point to make.
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Ditto with Joy!
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Took some thought to get the dentist who didn’t like tea… good ones, Andrew. Always good to laugh at the dentist’s.
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Especially when they give you nitrous oxide.
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“Denis” – my favorite too. I think the little pause it sometimes takes to understand a joke makes the punch even better.
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It just make it better. Jokes aren’t so much fun when you get the punch line before they finish telling the joke.
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Funny! Although going to the dentist is definitely not funny. My dentist was once in the Navy and I’m trying very hard to come up with a joke for that…maybe my dentist told me to open wide because he wanted to “sea” if I was Top Gum? Lame, perhaps.
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well, “Top Gum” is a bit lame, but still funny. π
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Haha, Andrew, a good smile to start the weekend.
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Flossiraptor!
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