Friday Wisdom – Dentist

The big event this week was taking Heather in for a little dental surgery. She’s getting an implant and this was the first visit in that process. I have two dental implants and just love them. I didn’t love the process you have to go through to get one, but once it’s done they’re great. That means that this week I tell you want I know about dentists.

What the best time to call a dentist’s office to schedule an appointment? Tooth hurty.

I know a dentist who doesn’t like tea so we call him Denis.

I just read that they announced the dentist of the year. They get a little plaque.

My dentist told me that before he was a dentist he was in the army. He was a drill sergeant.

What do you call a dental x-ray? A tooth pic.

Did you know that there was a dinosaur dentist? It’s called a Flossiraptor

Did you know that deer need braces? They have buck teeth.

I asked my dentist which teeth I should brush. She said, “Just the ones you want to keep.”

I found out that there is a bear with no teeth, it’s called a gummy bear.

What do you give a bear with a tooth ache? Anything it wants …

They said to put my money where my mouth is, so I got gold fillings.

I read about a snowman who went to see a dentist. He had a frostbite.

Did you read that the king went to a dentist? He needed a new crown.

Why did the cellphone go see a dentist? It had bluetooth.

How does a dentist fix a broken tooth? She uses tooth paste.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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21 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Dentist

  1. Hahaha!!! These are all hilarious! I hope Heather is recovering well. The procedure sure doesn’t sound like much fun.


  2. I was enjoying all of these equally well, but then What do you give a bear with a tooth ache? Anything it wants … Hehehe. πŸ™‚
    (Sorry I’m so behind, Andrew. Trying to catch up now.)

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  3. I hope all goes well. Dentists can be scary. πŸ˜‰

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  4. jfwknifton says:

    The joke with the Flossiraptor is very good, but I think the best one is “Which teeth I should brush?”. And the answer is β€œJust the ones you want to keep.” It’s really difficult to have a funny joke that also has a valuable point to make.

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  5. Ditto with Joy!

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  6. Flojo says:

    Took some thought to get the dentist who didn’t like tea… good ones, Andrew. Always good to laugh at the dentist’s.

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  7. Funny! Although going to the dentist is definitely not funny. My dentist was once in the Navy and I’m trying very hard to come up with a joke for that…maybe my dentist told me to open wide because he wanted to “sea” if I was Top Gum? Lame, perhaps.

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  8. Haha, Andrew, a good smile to start the weekend.

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