Friday Wisdom – Cell Phone

My cell phone rang yesterday (doctor’s office confirming an appointment – so exciting), so here’s everything I know about cell phones:

What should you do if you see an onion ring? Answer it.

I left my phone under a pillow last night and this morning it was gone, but there was a dollar in it’s place. I think it was the bluetooth fairy.

The skeleton doesn’t have a cell phone. Well, he has no body to talk to.

I fell asleep on my cell phone yesterday. I downloaded a nap.

What kind of phone does Luke Skywalker have? A Yodafone.

Mr. Potato Head just bought a cell phone just incase Ms. Onion rings.

These days I just can’t picture myself without a cell phone.

I had to get my phone glasses. Well, it had lost its contacts …

What brand of cell phone does Sauron prefer? Mordorola

Just read that Apple is creating a cell phone just for children – iKid you not.

What kind of phones do pirates use? an aye phone.

What do you get when you cross a cell phone and an iron? A smooth signal.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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22 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Cell Phone

  1. Dave says:

    Somehow the pirate jokes are always a cut above the rest.

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  2. Hahaha!!! I can’t decide which one I like best – I laughed through all of them. But now I’m craving onion rings! πŸ™‚

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  3. SusanR says:

    I’d love to have a nap app. Hope they have one for Android.

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  4. So funny! My favorite is falling asleep on the cell and downloading a nap. Yep, I could do that one.

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  5. These are GREAT, I can’t even choose a favorite!!

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  6. Flojo says:

    I’ll never look at onion rings the same way! Thanks, Andrew.

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  7. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  8. jfwknifton says:

    Luke Skywalker’s my favourite, although I’ve always liked onion rings.

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