Friday Wisdom – Plumbers

Well, if you read my last As The Pizza Cooks episode, you’ll know that I’ve been having plumbing problems. Turns out that I know a lot about plumbing so here we go:

Did you know that plumbers, garbage collectors and economists all have one thing in common? Yes, they all deal with gross domestic product.

My plumber said he just donated blood and it was a draining experience.

Do you know what kind of dreams plumbers have? Yup, pipe dreams.

What’s the one vegetable all plumbers hate? Leeks.

Name a bad habit plumbers never have: Biting their finger nails.

Skepitc tank: A room full of cynical plumbers.

How many plumbers does it take to change a light bulb? None, you need an electrician for that.

My plumber said that he’s always exhausted when he gets home. Plumbing is draining work.

Did you know there is a holiday for plumbers? Yup, Sink-o-de mayo

Did you hear about the plumber who had a near-death experience? He saw his life flush before his eyes.

This morning there was a tap on my door – my plumber has a weird sense of humor.

Did you know that ducks make bad plumbers? They leave your waterfowl, the bill is on the front end, and they have excessive plumber’s quack.

Did you hear about the shoe store manager who called for a plumber? He told them he had a clog in the drain.

I tried tap dancing today, but I slip off, fell in the sink and broke my ankle.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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18 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Plumbers

  1. jfwknifton says:

    I think that I like the would-be tap dancer most !

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  2. Hi, Andrew. 🙂 I hope everything is still working well. (Plumbing-wise) Love the post! Have a wonderful day!

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  3. Franknbean says:

    I have fallen off the kitchen sink, but not from tap dancing. I was replacing the window blind. 4 of my ribs broke when I bounced on the floor. Sinks require a lot of balance to operate from.
    :- )
    Thanks for the funnies Andrew!!

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  4. Hahaha! Good ones, all; but I particularly laughed at ‘a tap on my door’. Happy Friday! 🙂

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  5. Oh goodness, you crack me up every single Friday! Pipe dreams and skeptic tank got me.

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  6. Yes, the holiday and skepitc tank!

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  8. Ha! Love the holiday.

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