Friday Wisdom – Photography

This week I took a picture with my cellphone so now I’m an expert in photography. Here’s everything I know on the subject:

Did you hear about the photographer who was arrested? I think he was framed.

I saw an angry photographer at a wedding – looked like he was about to snap.

Bread always looks bad in photos … it’s just to grainy.

Definition of a photographer: A person with 5 cameras, 11 lenses and 4 jobs.

A photographer friend of mine recently started counseling. He told me that he kept having flashbacks.

Always be nice to your photographer … they have the power to edit.

Farmers are really good a photo editing, they have a lot of exprience with crops.

I currently developing a batch of photography jokes.

I failed the class in lighting for photography. Teacher said I wasn’t bright enough.

Not too far from my home town is a house that is haunted by the ghost of a photographer. Just the thought of that makes me shutter.

I tried to make it as a professional photographer, but I just kept losing focus.

If I had a penny for every time I had to change the camera battery, I would have been able to the battery cover off.

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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19 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Photography

  1. Pingback: The ABC’s of Taking Lightning Photos. Tips by A Professional Photographer

  2. Dave says:

    Are you a parent? This particular list is loaded with “dad jokes” 🙂

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  3. Good ones, Andrew. I just use my cell too. The photos are really quite good. 🙂

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  4. The funniest part of this post was your very first sentence! 😛

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  5. SusanR says:

    They are no longer phones with cameras. They’ve become cameras with phones.

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  6. jfwknifton says:

    That’s a very good batch. I think that the one about “losing focus” is the best one for me.

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  7. LOL! A very well-developed set of jokes, Andrew. Happy Friday! 🙂

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  8. Haha, Andrew, very good. I am going to upgrade my phone just for the camera.

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