I’ve not been to active here this month as I’ve been putting most of my writing time into my poetry class. Also, I’ve been visiting a lot of medical offices, but that seems to be all cleared up. Today I had a phone call with my investment adviser to review my retirement funds so here’s everything I know about investing:
Borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect to get it back.
Here’s how to get a million dollars in stock valuation: buy 2 million dollars of stocks.
Money is always there – it just changes pockets.
Remember the golden rule: Those who have the gold make the rules.
My adviser said that a detailed study of the market shows that the best time to buy anything was last year.
The stock market is weird. Every time one person sells, another person buys and both think they’re smart.
One sure place you can always find money is in the dictionary.
I told my father that I wanted to be an investment banker when I grew up, but then I lost interest.
The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money – IRS auditing department.
The best way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
Did you hear about the grumpy banker? He never got any credit.
My broker said that investing in ink is an unwise investment. It’s part of a dyeing industry.
Old cars are a great investment – they double in value every time you fill the gas tank.
I told my accountant that I was going to buy some new speakers for my TV. He thought that was a sound investment.
Andrew's View of the Week 
The stock market is really weird! Buyer and seller both think they are smart 😁
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The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money – IRS auditing department. Haha.
That gas tank one hits me too close to home.
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Yes, my friends at the IRS … 😉
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Funnily enough, I used to have a very ancient Volvo, and with its 15 gallon tank filled up, that did double the car’s value.
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I had a car like that when I was younger.
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The first one got a laugh out loud from me! 😆
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Good ones, Andrew.
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One sure place is in the dictionary. Good one! 😂
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Always fun. 🙂 Have a great weekend.
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Ha! Thanks for the chuckles – I particularly like the ‘old cars’!
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I’ve had cars like that.
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I like the old cars one too. Mine is a 2011 edition and I don’t expect to replace it.
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I bought a car a couple of years ago and I’m planning on making it last a long time.
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Especially enjoyed that first one!
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I love the old cars one, doubling in value when you fill the tank. Ain’t that the truth! — Hope all is well, health and investment wise.
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