The Wettest Drought

It’s been a tough couple of weeks but there are now signs of it getting better.  My arm finally feels like it is on the mend and the electrician is nearly done drilling holes in my house. He’s also a week behind schedule.

You have to expect problems when you’re working on an old house.  I’ve tried to be patient with this whole process, but at times it can be a bit overwhelming – the number of details, the issues, and the wacky people you have to deal with – all conspire to drive you nuts.

Here’s one that drove us to close to the point of wanting to smash heads in: We bought a hood for the stove.  It was a nice “island mount” unit.  We researched it.  Told the crews what we were buying and had it delivered.  After it was delivered, the same crews opened the box, fussed, measured, argued and then pronounced, “It won’t work.”

grrr…

After a bit of gritted teeth discussion and attempts at staying cool under stress we decided to return the unit and get a different hood that everyone thought would work.  We then called the company we bought the first hood from and asked about returning it.  Their first reply was, “You can’t return it, you’ll have to sell it on Craig’s list.”

Heather’s reply was, “You’re insane.” I won’t report the rest of the conversation, but will say that it is a good thing she was on the phone and not at the sales desk.  People could have been injured.

Yes, they did take back the hood, charging us a restocking fee plus shipping which I’ve recorded in the books as an “education fee.”

That’s been our life the last couple of weeks, lots of stresses that multiply rather than add.  At night we have few lights, can’t find a comfortable place to sit and Heather gets to cook outside and wash dishes in the laundry room sink. During the day we have a house full of noisy workmen – hammering, drilling, cutting, and generating epic amounts of dust and debris while yelling at each other through walls and over the roof.  Because of my tendonitis I’ve taken some medical leave and stayed home, resting my arm while sitting on the swing seat listening to the plaintive call of the electrician, “Andrew, where did you want this?”

And then there was the rain.  Yes, rain.  California is in the middle of the worst drought in recorded history and I’ve got to worry about rain.  November, December, January, February, no rain.  Not a drop.  So March rolls around, we sign the contracts to open up the roof and presto: rain.  Not much, not often, but just enough to delay the start of the project by two weeks.

It was just two weeks ago that we let the crew start tearing off pieces of the roof and I became obsessed with reading the weather forecast.  At first I wasn’t worried – the weather would be clear for 10 days and after all we’re in the middle of this epic drought, right?

Yeah.

It was a week ago Thursday that we first saw the 20% chance of .01 inches rain for Tuesday.  The roofer wanted $$ to put a tarp on the roof and the electrician warned that tarping the roof could on Monday could delay the project by another full week.

So Heather and I weighed the costs, risks and benefits.  Another week of living in a dark house and cooking on a camp stove.  In February all the storms swung north and not a drop landed here.  Project is already over budget and behind schedule.

So we decided not to have the tarp put on and I pushed the electrician to get back on schedule.

You guessed it – it rained in the early hours of Tuesday morning.  Not much but enough to get us out of bed at 2:45 am running for buckets, rags, paper towels and flashlights.    I can’t be sure but I think I managed to get a bath robe on.  It rained for about  half an hour and the water found nearly every hole that had been drilled into the roof.  By 3:30 the worst was over and we’d managed to prevent any real damage other than our frayed nerves.

The good part of our risk? It kept our electrician on schedule and we have a rough electrical inspection scheduled for Tuesday.

That wasn’t the only rain.  Another storm system came through at the end of the week but this time, with a 50% chance of rain, we had the tarp put on.  Good thing too – rained a lot on Friday, and a bit yesterday.  Now the weather forecast shows us going to a dry period and a possible heat wave.

Which is good because, if all goes well with the inspection we’ll be able to have the roofer put the roof back together and we’ll be water tight by next weekend.

Just in time for the epic drought to continue.

Till next week,
Andrew

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Wednesday Woodworking On Friday

Life’s been crazy in this house so Wednesday got postponed till today.  We have finally gotten to the point where we’re beginning to see real progress on the remodel and getting some of the big-ticket items done.  I did a tiny bit of carpentry on a wall for the electrician (not worth a photo) and managed to get into the shop to cut a couple of these:

cheese cutting board

Church mice cheese cutting boards with wooden cheese.

These are cheese boards cut from the maple I got from the tree at church, yup, church mice. I’ve got enough material left to make six of these. I’ll be offering these for sale and will be donating all proceeds to back to the church.

If you need me – I’ll be in the shop.

Andrew

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It’s been a stressful week here at the remodel. As feared schedules are behind, more things had to be moved and the tendonitis in my arm isn’t any better making typing a journey into pain. The roof is cut open and there is rain in the forecast. My stress level is so high at the moment I am having trouble finding the humor in the situation.

So rather than subject all five of my loyal readers to a long rant on the evils of remodeling and how much my arm hurts, I’ve decided not to write this week.

While it seems bleak at the moment and whole body aches, there is hope, I have been able to get a bit of work done in the shop and my new arm brace seems to be helping.  Perhaps soon, I’ll be posting hopeful fun filled essay that shows all the humor in this situation.

Till next week,

Andrew

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Lifting Toast

I finally went and saw the doctor.  I told her I was suffering from remodeling.  Turns out there aren’t many treatments and very little medical research on the condition even though millions of people suffer from it every year.  My doctor seemed to be of the opinion that it will just clear up on its own and she claims there are few reported fatalities.

Personally I suspect that remodeling related fatalities are getting miss-reported as things like heart attacks or aneurysms – mostly after receiving the bill from the contractor.

Instead of diagnosing ‘remodeling’ my doctor concluded that I am really suffering from a bit of stress and a really bad case of tendonitis in my elbow.  The likely case of the tendonitis is repetitive stress caused by too many hours at the computer (I only work half days at the computer – yup, 12 hours and I stop) and lifting all the boxes and other heavy objects of furniture needed to fill an 8’x8‘x16’ storage unit all by myself.  Well, except for that one day when my brother helped me load five of the bigger pieces.

Don’t remember the exact words, but I do recall my wife suggesting to the doctor that I might have avoided the arm pain if wasn’t stubborn and suffering from delusions of having youthful strength.  But in my defense, I’d like to point out that I figured I have saved us about $500 on hiring a crew to do the same job.

Under our health plan the doctor visit only cost $30 and the arm brace only $25 so I figure I am still $445 ahead on the deal.  It did cost two days off work but that hasn’t been reported to payroll yet and in any case, I have plenty of PTO on the books.

I don’t count the cost of the pain as it would be unmanly to do so.  We big, strong, manly wood-working-types are supposed to be able to suffer great amounts of pain without complaining.  When my wife calls me “a big strong man,” – it’s usually followed with a request to do some heavy lifting, or to deal with a dead animal in the back yard.

Is it possible to resign as a “big strong man” and just proudly be a wimp?  It might hurt less or at least get better drugs sooner.

I do have a problem with pain – I don’t feel it much.  Really, I have a very high pain threshold and seem to be able to tolerate great pain before succumbing.  I am not bragging here, it’s just the way it is.  My two brothers are the same.  We’re just wired differently than most people.

It’s this little medical oddity that I blame my current problems on.  I have no trouble complaining or whining (just ask Heather) about my health or pains, but with my arm and my pain threshold, the condition didn’t surface in my awareness until it was too late.  Now, it is very painful and it’s difficult to lift any weight, or even type for very long.

Heather on the other hand would likely blame my current problem on over doing the heavy lifting without asking for help.  Okay, I’ll admit the possibility that she might, maybe, possibly be somewhat closer to the truth than me.  My doctor didn’t say that in so many worlds, but I got the feeling that she had thoughts similar to Heather’s.

So here I am, braces on my arm which is still cold from the ice I used to help reduce  the inflammation trying to hack out some kind of intelligent post. I am somewhat hopeful that the course of treatment prescribed will eventually work and some day I’ll be pain-free.

However, there is the fear that once all this remodeling and rewiring is complete and I am finally able to make tea and toast at the same time, my arm will be too weak to carry a cup of tea or even lift a piece of toast.

Till next week,
Andrew

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