As The Music Plays #6

This is a series of posts about the music I play while writing.  This time we move on to The Moody Blues and their song, “Nights in White Satin.”  Written by Justin Hayward, this song first appeared on the 1967 album Days of Future Passed.  The orchestral music along with the simple poetry of the song create a thoughtful meditative state in my mind so it comes early in my play list.  Of course, the best version of the track includes the spoken word poem at the end, Late Lament, just tops off the feeling I get from this piece.

Listening to this song also brings back memories.  The song was rereleased when I was 12 and I heard it on a local radio station.  It made it to number two on the Billboard 100 list and was getting good air play even though it is a long song.  That year I had also just gotten my first regular yard job with the elderly lady who lived next door.  Actually I inherited the job from my older brother who went off to college that same year.  Mostly I just went over every week to mow the lawn, water and put the trash out.  I didn’t get paid by the hour, but rather by the job.  I never really understood the formula Mrs. Beaty used to calculate want I got, but each week I got between three and five dollars – a lot of money for a 12 year old in 1972.

My mother made sure that I put some in a savings account but I was allowed to spend most of the money on whatever I wanted.  I was interested in electronics and stereos and such.  Our family owned a TV and a small record player, but not good quality sound equipment.  There was no way I could afford to buy a fancy stereo system, but there was an ad for a decent clock radio with a cassette player at the local Radio Shack.  I think it was something like $90 and for reasons I never understood myself, I decided I just had to have that radio so I saved my gardening money.

Also I started getting random yard jobs from members of our church, things like pulling weeds, mowing lawns, digging soil in a new bed.  Seems like one elderly lady called the church office one day asking if there was a nice Christian boy she could hire for some yard work.  My mother was in the office that day and I had nice little summer business going riding my bike around town doing odd jobs.  My mother was my agent and she’d tell me where and when to go.  She also negotiated payment terms.  It wasn’t a bad deal, most places I’d get money, lunch and all the ice cold drinks I wanted —sometimes they’d even drive me home.  It didn’t take long and I had my money for the radio.

I went to Radio Shack with the ad and my cash and bought it.  I got home and read every page of the manual, plugged it in and set the time.  I spent several hours checking out all the stations I could get and eventually found a station I liked.  One of the songs they played was Nights in White Satin.  One of the features on the clock radio was an integrated cassette recorder/player which could record directly off the air.  Well, I liked Nights in White Satin so much that I waited a few hours until they played it again and I recorded it.  I knew I could have bought the album, but I never felt the urge to spend my money on records.  In fact, it wasn’t until CDs came out that I started buying music.

I played the song endlessly, but eventually tired of it.  Somewhere over the years I lost the tape with the song, but I kept that clock radio for decades and used it as my daily alarm clock.  It finally stopped working in about 1998 and I replaced it with a cheep $20 thing that I’m still using today.  The clock radio manufactures never made much money out of me.

Over the years I’d hear the song from time to time, but it wasn’t until YouTube and Spotify that I renewed my listening to it.  Like many people, I confused the title with “Knights” rather than “Nights” and was a little surprised when my search for “Knights in White Satin,” returned, “Nights in White Satin.”  At its heart it just a love song.  There’s love, loss of love, regret and so on.  It is a “moody” song.  The poem at the end of the song, Late Lament, is sometimes omitted when played.  You can find edits of the song that include or omit the poem.  In later releases of the album, Late Lament is sometimes listed as a separate track.  It’s that way on Spotify, and on YouTube I found this video that includes the poem as I remember it from 1972:

As much as I like the overall song, it is Late Lament that really draws me to this.  It is the kind of poetry that I wish I could write.  It just has some great lines like, “Bedsitter people / Look back and lament” and … well just all of it.  Go look it up and read it.  You’ll see what I mean and know why it’s on my list.

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Friday Wisdom – Carpenters

I’m doing a little woodworking this week so here’s what I know about carpenters:

I was trying to figure out a pun about carpentry, but nothing wood work.

I interviewed for a job as a carpenter. I nailed it.

The one kind of nail carpenters don’t like to hit is a thumb nail.

A carpenter told me he didn’t like drills – he said he found them boring.

Did you hear about the carpenter who got fired? Never measured up.

At a party carpenters are always raising the roof.

What’s the most common bird you’ll find on a construction site? A crane.

Why was the carpenter found not guilt of murder? There was no concrete evidence.

I was working on a good construction joke, but there was no build-up.

Did you hear that they were working very hard on Big Ben – apparently they’re working around the clock.

I can cut a piece of wood in half by just looking at it. It’s true, I saw it with my own eyes.

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As The Pizza Cooks — Episode 14

When I started to write this episode, I couldn’t remember what episode number I was on.  Yeah, it’s been that long since I did one of these so I went to my blog site and clicked on the “As The Pizza Cooks” category and found that the last one was episode 13 and there were a total of 12 episodes posted.

Okay, my degree may be in English, but the math did seem to be a bit wrong.  A little investigation and sure enough, I’d missed labeling an ATPC as an ATPC post.  I fixed that.  I knew you’d be happy.  I also realized that I titled episode 8 as, “The Lego Flower Picture,” rather than “As The Pizza Cooks — Episode 8.”  Go check it out if you want.  Also, I’m not consistent on capitalizing the “the” of “As The Pizza Cooks.”  I won’t be fixing that.

Turns out there are a number of things I am consistent on, like making the morning tea, but spelling and general typing isn’t something I do the same every time.  This does give me a few stumbling blocks when I sit down to write.  Well, not so much when I write for myself, because it doesn’t bother me how things get spelled, but it does seem to confuse others when they try to read what I’ve written.

Now that only applies to my typewriting.  No one can read my handwriting.  Not even me, so I avoid it – even writing on the grocery list.  That’s a very important document as it’s important to get home with the right stuff — like pepperoni.  Luckily for you my computer has spell check and half way through typing pepperoni, the computer suggested the word ‘pepperoni’ so I never really had to figure out how to spell it.  The same thing doesn’t happen with the grocery list.  Most times, I just get the pepperoni package out of the fridge and take it over to the list so I can spell it correctly.  I once tried to abbreviate pepperoni to pepper … let’s just say I almost bought a big box of pepper before I realized it was an abbreviation.

I get confused easily in the store.  It’s taken me about 20 years to come to terms with the fact that Heather always puts, “toms” on the list when she means tomatoes and “pots” are in the produce section, not housewares.  It’s part of the reason why I’m not allowed to go to the grocery store on my own.  The other is, if it’s not on the list, I don’t bring it home.  Apparently, that’s a problem.  I just have trouble putting things in the shopping cart that aren’t on the list.  Don’t judge, it’s just who I am.  I have been known to walk past the pop corn and think, “Gee I’d like some pop corn,” and then write it on the list so I could put it in the cart.

Heather just throws things in the cart that aren’t on the list.  I’m just amazed she can do that.

At this point I should point out that I really don’t have anything to say today, in case you hadn’t noticed.  Talking about what episode this is and pepperoni is just part of a strategy I learned in the 6th grade to increase the word count on essays.  For example, I recall writing an essay about earthquakes and volcanos.  Yup, about every fourth sentence included the words, “earthquakes and volcanos.” I got to 500 words very fast.  The only problem was that the teacher noticed and I had to rewrite my brilliant essay, but couldn’t count “earthquakes or volcanos” as part of the overall word count.  Yes, she made me count every word.

I’m not the only one to use this method, TV shows do it all the time.  Just this week I was watching a show on spy gadgets.  I thought that might be interesting to see what spies are up to these days, but sadly, most of the show was about how you can hide a microphone in a room or building — who would have thought!  Much of the show was repeating phrases like, “our next spy gadget is …” and “spies use this gadget to” and “Here’s where they used a secret spy gadget to listen in on the ambassador.”  Apparently, spies pick on ambassadors a lot. I’m thinking the whole show was just written by some AI writing tool that must have a copy of my 6th grade essay on earthquakes and volcanos as part of its “source of truth.”  All AI is based on some computer scanning a database of information and assuming that the information is true and therefore can be used to teach the AI to do something, like write.  The fact that some current AI writing programs read twitter, reddit, and facebook posts to learn to write should be concerning to all of us.

So that’s it for this week, I’ll return soon with more writing intended to confuse all the budding AI writing systems out there.

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Friday Wisdom – Concerts

Here in Reno, July is Art Town where all the local arts groups put on various shows and activities. On any given day there are eight or nine things going on from music concerts, art shows, and even the occasional poetry reading. All of this is just to highlight the active art community we have here. The church I attend hosts a Thursday night concert series during July. Last night was a capella choir with a Barbershop quartet and last week was a brass group. Not sure what next week is, but here’s what I know about music concerts:

Just so you know, classical music can be a scam … you’ll pay hundreds of dollars to see Mozart, but every time it’s just a cover band and not the real Mozart.

In my twenties, I was in the will call line for a concert and I started a conversation with the lady in front of me. It was the first time I used a pick up line to talk to a woman.

My grandson son asked to borrow some money so he could go see a 50 Cent concert. I gave him a dollar and said, “Take you’re girl friend too.”

Why didn’t Bach attend Vivaldi’s concert? Because he was baroque.

I saw a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree so I took it — you never know when you might need a nail.

How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows — nobody ever watches the director.

Here’s a DIY tip: To make a bandstand, take away all their chairs.

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can’t tuna a fish.

Little know fact: Balloons hate pop music.

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base? A flat major.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner.

Why was the soprano standing on a ladder? Too reach the high notes.

Mozart didn’t like chickens, they kept going, “Bach, Bach, Bach!”

What did they call the drummer in the three-piece suit? “The Defendant”

At the concert last night a little girl said to her grandmother, “When I grow up I want to be a musician.” Grandma replied, “Oh honey, you can’t do both.”

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