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“Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.” Ray V. at https://mitigatingchaos.wordpress.com/ Cat: A small furry animal that’s always on the wrong side of a door. Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs. There’s only one thing smarter … Continue reading →

Definition: Cat, noun, small furry mammal that’s always on the wrong side of the door. Dogs have owners.  Cats have staff. Cats are proof that the world is round.  If it was flat the cats would have pushed everything off … Continue reading →