Definition: Cat, noun, small furry mammal that’s always on the wrong side of the door.
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
Cats are proof that the world is round. If it was flat the cats would have pushed everything off by now.
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
What’s smarter than a talking cat? A spelling bee.
Andrew's View of the Week 
Oh, I’ve not heard the flat earth one. That’s pretty funny!
Though up until our newest addition, I’ve not had a cat who did that. Lady Grey though…. she knocks off everything and I honestly believe it’s just to hear the sound it makes.
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My cats have never done that, but I know cats that do.
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“…always on the wrong side of the door.” That’s hilariously true! And if you think you’ll mess with them by holding the door open, they plant themselves right on the threshold and refuse to go in or out.
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My cats do that.
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Love this so much.
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Kitties!
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Saw a meme that said, It has been confirmed that cats cannot contract and pass along Covid-19, but would if they could.
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They would.
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Cats have staff.
Truer words…
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I try to speak the truth.
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Oh man!!..:)
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🙂
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If I didn’t know before, the proverbial cat is out of the bag!
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My cats love bags.
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Shhh. My year-old cat hasn’t yet heard about pushing things off things — referred to as gravity testing in my family.
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I won’t tell … shhhhh
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Truth from a cat owner, right there from a once upon a time cat owner. 😉
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My three prove these true everyday.
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