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Friday Wisdom – Embezzlement

My father was a CPA and specialized in auditing. He was often hired by companies who were trying to figure out who was stealing from the company.  The first thing father always asked for was a list of people’s vacations … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom – Aviation Math

Always keep your number of landings equal to your number of takeoffs. More wisdom next week, Andrew

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Friday Wisdom – Home

Home is where you hang your @ more wisdom next week, Andrew

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Wednesday Shop Wisdom

All woodworkers are told, “Measure twice, cut once.” The reality is: Measure five times, get three different answers, take the average. Check against drawings three times. Realize you have the wrong drawing. Do mental math on fractions. Remind your self … Continue reading

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