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Friday Wisdom – mistakes

I never make the same mistake twice. I do it three or four times just to make sure it was a mistake. More wisdom next week. Andrew

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Friday Wisdom – 2018 new law

Effective January 1, 2018, you will have to actually enlist in the Swiss Army to get a Swiss Army Knife. More important updates next week. Andrew

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Friday Physics Lesson

Condition: The irresistible force encounters the immovable object. Result: Compound stationary movement. Example in nature: The U.S. Congress More wisdom next week, Andrew  

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Friday Wisdom – The Software Demo

When demoing new software to the company CEO, new and severe bugs will suddenly appear forcing the presenter to spend twenty minutes saying, “It didn’t do this during testing.” This will be followed by a ten minute lecture from the … Continue reading

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