Tag Archives: humor

Andrew’s Third Law of Software Development

Posted on 11/24/2017 by Andrew Reynolds

Bugs detected in a software system can be corrected in these four ways: Fix and do a new release. Tell boss, “It works on my machine.” Tell user, “That’s a network error, retry later.” Document it and call it a … Continue reading →

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Andrew’s Fifth Rule of Cybernetics

Posted on 11/17/2017 by Andrew Reynolds

There is nothing as permanent as a temporary fix.  

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Andrew’s Chemistry Lesson

Posted on 11/10/2017 by Andrew Reynolds

Water: Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.  

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Andrew’s Dictionary – Diplomat

Posted on 11/03/2017 by Andrew Reynolds

Diplomat: someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way.  

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