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Friday Wisdom – Cars

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. With the rise of self-driving vehicles, sooner or later we’ll get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom – Cats

Definition: Cat, noun, small furry mammal that’s always on the wrong side of the door. Dogs have owners.  Cats have staff. Cats are proof that the world is round.  If it was flat the cats would have pushed everything off … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom – From the Woodshop

Safety tip when using a table saw: Count the number of fingers you have before and after the cut.  You should have the same number in both counts. Report discrepancies to the nearest ER. Woodworking: The practice of cutting large … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom – Changing

Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, that’s a hardware problem. Q: How many choir directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: No one knows. Nobody ever looks at the director. … Continue reading

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