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Friday Wisdom – Mechanics

A robot mechanic is never lonely – they’re always making new friends. Stopped by the local car repair shop and all the mechanics were drinking coffee – I think they were on a brake. I told the repair shop that … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom – Doctors

I got my second vaccine yesterday so let’s see what’s up at the hospital: Statistically speaking, 6 out of 10 injections are in vein. There’s this great joke about amnesia, but I forgot what it was … “Keep off the … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom – The Easter Bunny

Sorry about this, but you know, Easter … What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? Nice gnawing you. What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop. Two bunnies got married and lived hoppily ever after. Why does the … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom – Electrician

I have an electrician on-site today wiring up my workshop shed so here we go: What do you call an electrician’s appurtenance? A shock absorber. What do electricians call a power outage? A current event. Why do fluorescent lights hum? … Continue reading

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