You do not need a parachute to skydive.
You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
More wisdom next week.
Andrew
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About Andrew Reynolds
Born in California
Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism.
I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired.
Then I got prostate cancer.
Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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Thanks for the smile!
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You’re welcome. π
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LOL! Ad in local newspaper: “Parachute for sale. Used once. Small stain.”
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π One of my favorites.
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Lol…now thatβs an interesting thought.
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something to ponder…
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Wow! Now THAT’S a great one! Love it.
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I like it too!
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Andrew. You pull my ripcord. π
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Just trying to open up your world…
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And you brought me down to earth with a bump.
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In my case, I would say I don’t need a parachute to skydive so much as a diaper because I’ll wet my pants with raw terror if I do it.
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I’d find it difficult enough just to get on board an airplane.
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Good one, Andrew. It’s right up there with what I once heard, “If your chute doesn’t open, skydiving’s not for you.”
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That’s a good one!
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Truly sage advice! I’m unlikely to forget it!
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You might want to write it down …
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Thank you. If I ever lose my mind and decide to skydive, this will come in handy. π
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If you do decide to skydive, we want pictures, videos, copies of the hospital reports …
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Big LOL from this one. Of course I’ve never understood why anyone would want to jump out of a perfectly good plane …
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or get on a boat that sinks on purpose…
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Love that one. It’s one I have adopted to my list of guiding wisdoms.
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It will serve your life well.
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Hmmm…never thought of it that way! You never cease to amaze Andrew… π
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Just trying my best to show different points of view.
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Very important advice.
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So many people don’t realize this.
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Thank you for clarifying that.
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So many people aren’t aware of it.
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