Friday Wisdom – Chocolate

Posted on 05/25/2018 by Andrew Reynolds

Question: What does it mean when you’ve got melted chocolate on your hands?

Answer: You’re eating too slowly.

More wisdom next week,

Andrew

About Andrew Reynolds

Born in California Did the school thing studying electronics, computers, release engineering and literary criticism. I worked in the high tech world doing software release engineering and am now retired. Then I got prostate cancer. Now I am a blogger and work in my wood shop doing scroll saw work and marquetry.
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35 Responses to Friday Wisdom – Chocolate

  1. CJ Hartwell says:
    06/02/2018 at 6:00 pm

    You should see how fast we eat it in Phoenix. We inhale it as soon as it’s unwrapped, but even then… 😓

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  2. Flo jo says:
    05/28/2018 at 6:49 am

    That’s like, if you can’t read Robert Parker’s Spencer novels in one night, you don’t have your priorities straight.

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  3. Stefan Siebel says:
    05/28/2018 at 4:44 am

    it might be that you are eating so fast that the chocolate melts because of the mechanical forces working on it.

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  4. myquiltprojects says:
    05/26/2018 at 7:30 pm

    I have never had that problem! Perhaps in my geriatric years!

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  5. ParentingIsFunny says:
    05/26/2018 at 3:30 pm

    Or you’re eating it in the dessert, I suppose. Either way… Or put it in a cup and make it hot chocolate. Mmm… chocolate…

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  6. Baydreamer says:
    05/26/2018 at 7:38 am

    Truth be written! And can’t live without chocolate! 🙂

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  7. Diane Henders says:
    05/25/2018 at 5:25 pm

    True words of wisdom! Now I understand that I simply need more practice eating chocolate.

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  8. mitchteemley says:
    05/25/2018 at 3:34 pm

    …and that you’re not eating M&Ms.

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  9. Mama's Empty Nest says:
    05/25/2018 at 2:12 pm

    Amen! Especially on a hot day. 😉

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  10. Allan G. Smorra says:
    05/25/2018 at 11:23 am

    Thanks for the belly-laugh, Andrew.
    Ω

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  11. Carrie Rubin says:
    05/25/2018 at 10:50 am

    Ha! Though it’s perfectly acceptable to have it melt in your mouth.😄

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  12. John Harrison says:
    05/25/2018 at 8:25 am

    My Dietitian wife would tell you to eat what you love but savor it and consume it slowly, as AP says. Let the brain catch up with the stomach, per, being satiated. And watch the portion sizes, portion sizes, portion sizes!!!

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  13. Jacqui Murray says:
    05/25/2018 at 8:20 am

    Ah, like ice cream. I get it.

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  14. Annika Perry says:
    05/25/2018 at 8:07 am

    Savouring the chocolate, in my case! Happy Weekend, Andrew! 😀

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  15. dorannrule says:
    05/25/2018 at 7:46 am

    And you may be in a state of bliss……

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  16. Ray V. says:
    05/25/2018 at 7:41 am

    . . . unless you are in the hot, California sun.

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